Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Fight Fire With A Smashing Duet

 Today’s slush…
The title for the sequel of last year’s Sherlock Holmes motion picture (featuring Robert Downey Jr., and Jude Law), has been announced.

 My qualms at Robert Downey Jr. getting to play Ironman AND Sherlock Holmes notwithstanding, I really liked the movie, I would like to submit my opinion however that the only person who has and will ever be qualified to play one of my all-time favorite literary heroes is the great Basil Rathbone. Anyway, back to the subject at hand, the title for the new Sherlock Holmes movie is Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows. Yeah. *sigh*. This has the potential to be cool if they are looking for a chapter-book feel for the films, but otherwise it’s just a royal failure.

In other news, the Spider-man series is getting new life breathed back into it by a whole new cast. You kinda would have to do something extreme like this to refresh after killing the best characters in the last film (harry?! Venom?!...seriously folks, getting rid of James Franco has got to be the biggest screw up in comic book inspired movie history),

 and may I just mention that I hate it when they decide to change cast in the middle of the series. But the good news in all of this is that Emma Stone ( Easy A, watch and be amazed) is going to take on the role of MJ. This may be the first time that I actually can stand Mary Jane.


I will now feature some stats from the American public on the subject of this year’s Grammy performances.
53% thought Lady Gaga’s performance was not good-

Who knew? Just never mind. We don’t have enough time to explain all the ways this sucked.


56% thought Justin Beiber and Jaden Smith’s gig was tremendous-

 I love Jaden. If you don’t, you need to go watch Pursuit of Happyness and The Karate Kid.


67% liked Cee Lo and Gwyneth Paltrow’s wild production-

 I blame it on the puppets.


75% loved Rihanna and Eminem’s Love The Way You Lie performance- 

I just wasn’t that incredibly stunned. She needed an auto tuner, but the dress was hot (insert cheesy laugh here).


56% said Rihanna and whats-his-name sucked-

 And I totally agree. She was sketchy, and he downright sounded like he was trying to cough up a proverbial lyric hair-ball. Which just tells us that knowing what the square root of 69 is, has a jumping jack squat to do with your rapping talent… or lack thereof.

And here’s a little sumthin sumthin for you all… a little Breaking Dawn peep pic
                                                  featuring the infamous Isle Esme, be excited.
                                                                                and…

 my music video of the week. 

If you’re not impressed by one, you should be impressed by the other.
And That’s The Slush

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